Saturday, January 2, 2010

omfg how is it racest 2 say ur new years resolution is 2 hook up w/ more black grils????

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

PLACE REVIEW: THE SALVATION ARMY

if i wanted 2 hear a some1 make a buncha f****ing racket & wish me happy hollidays b4 they ask 4 money (when im just tryin 2 score a bite 2 eat) id except my Fing tweekerass x-stepdads invit8ion 2 no-show Christmass dinner (after my stepauntie warns me he's been watching Drumline OnDemand & missing his kids all week.)

if u want peace on earth start by peacing outta my grosery store intrance.

O & TAKE DOWN THAT F****ING WIRE FENCE B-TWEEN UR GOD DAM SECTIONS. u srsly think im gonna walk all the way out 1 door & thru the other 4 a pare of work jeans??? no u just lost $5 & made some1 starve 2 death good job.

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

i noticed theirs a lot of days when im 2 busy or lazy 2 put on socks b4 shoes but never 1 where im glad i didnt

Saturday, August 8, 2009

upd8 from italy

lotta big bootys over here. mostly small 1s tho.

Friday, July 31, 2009

PLACE REVIEW: LAMAZE CHILDBIRTH CLASSES

we pop em out all the MFing time in my fam so (not 2 brag or get a buncha bodyclockin breezys all h***y but) im dope w/ kids & most the bulls**** that goes w/ them. ne way killer place, lotta fine older girls in here but wow......

remind me 2b nice & fill in again 4 my 2nd cousin Jessys weakass x-bf here so CONSTENTLY pregnent Fing cow Candice can spot me w/ her & tell every doushbag she knos some discusting scandless lies bout me. btw Big C (u nasty s****talkin beefalo) HOW do u srsly 4get how 2 trick breethe or w/e every time some new slumdog knocks u up?? did u sign a 6 mistery baby contract w/ this joint back in 8th grade or wtf????

yeah ne way the trainers r nice & helpful (reason 4 the stars) but jesus christ u think theyd lecture this monstro like "hey Candy learn 2 give handys or JUST Fing BREETHE b****. ur a god dam lego longpeace choking hazzard 2 urself and a vomitting hazzard 2 me..... gtfo out and dont come back till that whoribly disgized fupa hits its 50th trimester (2 more 2 go h*!!!!!!! lol)"

yeah srsly tho F*** her.

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

PLACE REVIEW: MORENA SELF STORAGE

heres whats up w/ morena..... if u hire more then 1 hooker per month or hook up with rly nasty girls u dont want to bring home this is a steel (50 bones per month).  i dont waste my $$$ b/c i get mad p***** for free ne way but my step uncle Chet rents a spot out here just put his old twin bed in the room 4 random hook ups LOL.  way cheeper then renting a hotel room and like 2 minutes from the sports arena where u can find a girl thatll do pretty much whatevr u want 4 some cash and 420.  u dont have to worry about her steeling ur stuff as long as u keep valubles in your closet at home or a differnet storage room (which is a lil expensive).

PLACE REVIEW: MR. FROSTYS

yeah so some1 at yelp who wants there ass beat keeps flaggin this shit. w/e pretty soon ill review every place u need 2 kno on here so u dont have 2 bother w/ yelp at all.

ne way about mr frostys.....

this place used 2b a chill place 2 go but now its the worse all cuz this B jacky who i used 2 go 2 school with works their.  any time i go there and try 2 talk 2 girls evn if im just bein nice like 'sup' or wutever she comes out and tells them all i got a small thing.  but she aint even seen it sense 8th grade (she pantsed me and ran like a cowerd just b/c me and my boy nate beat the stuff out her lil brother) so wtf.  ne way ice cream used 2 b fun on a hot day but now it just pisses me off and reminds me of the time i had 2 swich schools 2 a even worse 1.  the choclate is rly good tho still, so 2 stars even with the risks.