Friday, July 31, 2009

PLACE REVIEW: LAMAZE CHILDBIRTH CLASSES

we pop em out all the MFing time in my fam so (not 2 brag or get a buncha bodyclockin breezys all h***y but) im dope w/ kids & most the bulls**** that goes w/ them. ne way killer place, lotta fine older girls in here but wow......

remind me 2b nice & fill in again 4 my 2nd cousin Jessys weakass x-bf here so CONSTENTLY pregnent Fing cow Candice can spot me w/ her & tell every doushbag she knos some discusting scandless lies bout me. btw Big C (u nasty s****talkin beefalo) HOW do u srsly 4get how 2 trick breethe or w/e every time some new slumdog knocks u up?? did u sign a 6 mistery baby contract w/ this joint back in 8th grade or wtf????

yeah ne way the trainers r nice & helpful (reason 4 the stars) but jesus christ u think theyd lecture this monstro like "hey Candy learn 2 give handys or JUST Fing BREETHE b****. ur a god dam lego longpeace choking hazzard 2 urself and a vomitting hazzard 2 me..... gtfo out and dont come back till that whoribly disgized fupa hits its 50th trimester (2 more 2 go h*!!!!!!! lol)"

yeah srsly tho F*** her.