NE WAY
i kind of h8 tellin this experience takes 4ever but ill try 2 get it out quick as i can. its kind of about there stores across the street 2 but more bout the casino. ne way
i dont rly go 2 casinos that often cause my Auntie V and Uncle Rick (who we call Uncle Shocker cause he used 2b badass but took his bossy b***** wifes last name Shockey) get pissed if they find out i do (acording 2 my dad all drunk 1 night i guess Uncle Rick got the finger w/ his weddin ring chopped off 4 some gambling debt even tho he tells every1 he was cuttin down a tree 4 a friend lol)
NE WAY this kid Tristen i kno sense kindergarden but lives in Fort Worth now i think comes out to visit his dad so of coarse he calls me. i aint sayin im a roll model 4 every1 but srsly i never got in that much trouble b4 we were best friends back in the day. he wants 2 go 2 viejas 1 after noon so we cruise out their (so much traffick) but finaly made it.
b4 we get out the car he busts out these shrooms he said he grew inside sposed 2b rly good. we eat em and they taste like a rotten peenut in an elefants stomac or worst. so discusting i srsly had 2 lick my own skin just tryin 2 taste somethin else.
the buildings r rly sick and old style in a weird way cause every thing is pretty new. kinda cheesy inside i guess but short lines and nice peeps just needs better carpit. we lost our moneypretty quick on the slot machines which sucked so we went to see this INSANE light /water show they do cross the street. have 2 recomend that.
finaly the shrooms start 2 kick in (my 1st time ever doin em) at the Spirit Loj i think its called and i srsly cant even discribe it omg..... after a while i start 2 get a lil freeked cause i think imma b stuck like that 4ever until me and Tristen start talkin bout fun s**** we used 2do.
we start talkin bout our favrite movie back then called Tom and Huck it had the kid from Tool Time if u remember. reminded us of all the sick times we had in the canyon and how we never stoled from each other besides pogs. we go back in viejas and put our last bills on #2 cause we were 2 buddies as tight as tom and huck (if that sounds fruty sry just bein real not ashamed at all)
we f*cking win like almost $3 grand trippin out even harder cause we knew the spirit show helped us find our victry. so we get our cash and thats when Tristen starts 2 ruin every thing. he tells me this secuirity gard lookin at us is retarted Engine Joe from the movie of Tom and Huck and he wants his treasur back or he will kill us and hes alowed 2 ne cause were on there property. WTF........ sense when is that a rule???
i start thinkin about my uncles missing finger and worst and look over at dumass Tristen who had 2b f*cking wearin his ideot Terel Owens cowboys jersy which prolly pissed the guy off evn more. i make him take it off and Engine Joe starts walkin towrds (sp?) us. Tristen walks all fast out the door and makes me follow him like 100s of Fing feet from the hole parking lot threw the dirt and makes me bury the money b4 we get killed (ideot swares every sound is a knife comin at him)..... WTF. he makes me dig the intire hole 2 cause he saw me lick my arm earlier so he said that makes me a cat now so i shoud dig wtf retarted......
i tried not 2 call home but had 2 we were wandering around the edge of the parking lot for like 2 hours at leest i was so Fing tired and over it and had tons of shit 2 say 2 my mom and stepdad. they got us a cab so that was chill but im still gettin yelled at 4 losin the f***** money and this is a while from then.
like i said im not the best roll model but i do kno how 2 roll most times so taek it from me dont do ne of this. viejas is a sick casino and u can get rich if ur lucky just just go by urself or at leest some1 whos never seen ne movies w/ real terible bad guys (if u bring ne thing harder then chron) unless u want 2 have the longest story of ur life and spend a halfin hour typin it
